Holey Days/Thursday

Thursday
The first Cheesist Pope did decree that Thursday will be considered a holey day in the Cheesist Faith, since it is one day before Friday, but not yet Friday, and so one will still feel excited about the coming Friday and be happier for it. Friday is a sad affair, since one knows that they have two days off, but a only two days. Two days filled only with dread for the coming Monday. Thursday, on the other hand, feels just right.